i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
Everytime I wash a spoon
Vine by BigNik
OH my god
I DO THIS EVERY TIME I WASH A SPOON
Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones
on-screen team vs. off-screen team
lets all take a moment to appreciate rdj’s pants
phases of a student
- does homework as soon as you get it
- worried about being caught copying homework
- doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
- too lazy to even copy from others
Cutest BFFs ever…
I guess God does have a favorite Angel.
My heart cant handle this
i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
hufflepuff sounds like tumblr
You win this round, Hufflepuff.
"look at the stars,
look how they shine for you”